The Internet is for Porn
- Mike Dickey
- Jun 5, 2024
- 1 min read
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Me up all night honking me
Horn to porn, porn, porn!
-Avenue Q Ensemble
No time for a substantive post after arriving in PC last night and spending my first day in the new office in a blur of calls and meetings and mediations. Eating my lunch at 3:20 in the afternoon--low residue, because I've got my biannual moment of intimacy with my GI doc on Friday.
But wanted to share the fun story of the day, regarding what happened when Elon Musk finally reached the remote Amazon with his Starlink miracle. Finally, after millenia isolated in the deep jungle, this tribe had access to all the world's knowledge at the click of a mouse. Imagine!
Well, the results were predictable.
Just like little wankers, and not so little wankers, the world over, before too long they all became addicted to porn and social media. Fears of starvation arose as the formerly hardy outdoorsmen neglected their duties feeding the tribe so they could watch cat videos and wax the dolphin.
Because of course.
Back to work.
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